2️⃣000: celebrating the best day of the week 📆
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it’s been said Tuesday has no feel
Monday feels like the worst. Either you’re having a case of the Mondays like Michael Bolton or you’re excited to get your week started and dive headfirst into your tasks (in which case, you’re a Sociopath). There’s no in-between. That’s just the way it is.
Wednesday is Hump Day. It’s the day you look forward to because it tells you there are only two more days left in this meaningless pre-determined set of time we refer to as “The Workweek.”
Thursday is baby Friday. Friday JR. The actual first day of the weekend. Thirsty Thursday. Jueves, aka “It’s okay if I get drunk and have a hangover tomorrow because I only have to get through one day of work before I’m free and it’s Friday anyway.”
Friday is Friday. Few things compare to leaving the office on a Friday afternoon and blasting music on the way home as every cell in your body is overcome with the feeling that anything in the world is possible at this very moment because you worked hard all week to earn yourself two nights and two days of Freedom.
What’s not to love about Saturday? It’s your one day of actual peace and tranquility. You can stay out late the night before, sleep in, stay out late tonight and sleep in tomorrow.
But when it comes to Sunday, it’s a love/hate relationship. Sunday feels like this.
That leaves us with the most inconspicuous day of the week: Tuesday.
I’ll agree to disagree
Tuesday has a feel
It feels like something everyone has collectively decided to forget about.
Actually,
not even forget, because to forget means to initially acknowledge.
Except for food-themed alliterations, the occasional NBA Finals game, and a remix that only makes sense in a couple of different US cities that actually party during the week, there’s not much really going up on a Tuesday.
To me—
Tuesday is a blank canvas:
a dry-erase board that gets wiped down every week because no one cares to remember what happened 168 hours ago
(there was probably nothing worth remembering anyway).
I think it’s time we show Tuesday some love.
If you’re ready to make it the day of the week you most look forward to, come take a ride with me ⛵️
If you’ve made it all the way here and discovered your love for Tuesday show me it’s real by liking this tweet.