BRUH, I been in bed buying time bit by bit but bad breaks be bashing boundaries bringing back bad times and the opposite of best memories. Bienestar burrows beseeching bring back best times because bedtimes boast big lies but "bright minds" be preaching better days and beckoning bodies but best believe brain trusts breathe de los mas bien letting most people be buried. Babies bellowing bemoaning in bed, breaking biological birthers beauty rest because that's what babies do. Backshots on Belcalis bring boys to the yard like--buen partido. Brickell banks build behemoth buildings breaking budgets busting balls, borrowers, barcodes, big shots and bloody noses bright and early before breaking ice and boasting price (of shares). But big bad Bills like Buffalo can be broken, bent, beat down bright and early or late at night when it's black like the abyss. Big bang brought breath, believers, burning bushes and big ass waves only brazy bros be boogie boarding. But blockchain bros believe big bad banana eaters benefit broke boys even though they have no money to spend in the first place (bust). Been waiting, Ben Wallace, been blocking but I bring big bucks ball out like LaMelo (Ball). Bougie bitches been bragging bout bracelets bought by bragadocious boys buying big ass chains from Ben Baller best behave before I beat down busy bee babies bumpin Bun B backing up beat up and broke down Buicks (that ain’t a Bentley it’s a Chrysler). My blog business is booming (don’t call it a blog).
Let’s start the show:
Buenos Díaz
Biden
LOL
You think we voted for him because we thought he would actually change things?
Budgets
When's the last time the police helped you before a crime was committed?
I'm just trying to see something real quick.
Bangladesh
It's the eighth-most populous country in the world, and its flag is just green with a red dot in the middle. I thought that was cool.
Beelzebub
Great nickname
Bridgerton
I've never watched the show, but I know the episodes cost around $10-$15 million to make each. Just an interesting fact.
Bob Marley
Will never be out of style.
Bakasana
Black History Month
I watched the movie "Warrior" on Netflix with Tom Hardy about two brothers who fight in the same MMA tournament, and I have a few thoughts.
First of all, it's fucking Badass. Go watch it.
Second, we all know technology was different in 2003, but it's crazy to see the same events that happen today happen without access to the same amount of information we have right now at our fingertips. In the movie, the announcers are talking about one of the characters, and they don't know his whole backstory because he changed his last name, and one of the commentators says, "There's no history on him. He's Google-proof!" I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Dude was wanted by the US Army and was fighting in front of millions of people watching on television around the world, but no one could figure out who he was because he had a different last name.
Same first name. Just a different last name. #GoogleProof
Third, there were 4 Black people in the entire movie. One of them was a top-billed fighter who lost in the first round to a high school Physics teacher. One was a high school student who had like 8 lines. The other two were security guard extras who were just Blurry and in the Background. The movie was 2 hours and 19 minutes long, and those are the only Black people I saw.
Was there anything racist about the movie?
No.
Am I saying the people who made the movie are racist?
No.
"Then what are you saying, Dahveed?"
I'm saying that representation is important because we have been accustomed to only seeing the world in a single way. And when that way begins to change, people get upset and think their “way of life” is being destroyed for the "sake of diversity." No, those depictions of the world only represented a single group of people. (Not) coincidentally, the people who have always been in charge. The people who have always had power. The people who think that there's no need to change anything because their lives have always been pretty good (so what’s the deal with people complaining?). And any change is change for the sake of changing and kneeling before some movement they don't understand. What you might not understand is that the people of the world who have been marginalized and abused for centuries are longer standing by. They will no longer remain quiet. And if that scares you, if that makes you think that something you've rightfully held is being taken away somehow (because it's not). That means you've Benefited from this unequal distribution of power.
And trying to stop kids from learning the truth because it paints some random dude you glorified in elementary school in a bad light isn't the heroic gesture some might think it is. It's the opposite.
And if you think these problems people continue to talk about and get angry about are ancient history. I strongly encourage you to think again.
Bailey, Halle
Nothing but respect for my Ariel 🧜🏾♀️
Believing
Don't stop.
Bing Bong
Don't you ever disrespect me acting like you know what the fuck you're talking about when the last book you read was Great Gatsby (using SparkNotes) in the 7th grade.
Ya heard?
Birthdays
Mine is coming soon 🍷🥂💖
Borrowing
Student loans are predatory lending practices. There is no conceivable way a nation can believe an individual of a certain age isn't mature enough to have a single beer but can understand the repercussions of a decision that stretches over a period of time longer than they have been alive.
Maybe a handful of people will have the cognitive ability to grasp what paying something every month over decades actually means when they're 16, 17, or 18. But that is a very small percentage of people.
"Well, they explained everything to you and told you what would happen. You knew what you were getting into."
No. We literally did not have enough lived experience or knowledge to fully grasp what that commitment meant. That shit cray. Cancel them all.
Budget(ing)
Big Baby "Glen" Davis
BROCKHAMPTON
I continue to mourn the end of The Hardest Working Boyband in Show Business (just don't call them a boyband anymore). Here's a playlist I made with my favorite BROCKHAMPTON songs. If anybody can get me tickets to Coachella the second weekend for their last performance, please hit me up.
Also, it's six different dudes who sing. It's not one dude called Brock Hampton. Thought I should clear that up.
Boys kissing Boys
Y’all know those civilizations that conquered vast territories and ruled for hundreds of years and that everyone praises for being brilliant thinkers and fearless warriors had all the dudes fucking each other, right? So what would make us think that a dude doing that now makes him any less masculine?
Big Finale
Brave Comedians
There's been a lot of talk these last few years about what's comedy and what's not. About who can take a joke and who can't. And there have been a lot of people defending comedians saying really shitty things because they somehow think they're fighting for freedom of speech and "it's just a joke."
I wonder, when did we lose so much faith in ourselves that we started looking at anyone with a platform as a hero?
You think you can’t make fun of people and be funny anymore?
PS
Bobba Fett
Me when a friend calls but I’m in no mood to talk