032: david is dead 🥳

it's a celebration, bitches

LAWYER: I am here to share with you the last will & testament of Mr. David Ricardo Núñez-Ariza Bentz Arias. For his funeral, he humbly requests that you do not attend wearing all black as a sign of mourning. Instead, Mr. Núñez-Ariza would prefer if you wore your favorite outfit. Whatever makes you feel like the most You you ever. Something that gives you confidence and brings a smile to your face. Maybe something you only wear once a year or something you haven’t worn in a few years because it's so special. Whether it's a full suit or dress, a costume, something sexy, or simply sweatpants and a hoodie, if that's what you prefer to wear to the party, that's what Mr. Núñez-Ariza would like you to wear. For the party after the funeral, the DJ will be playing a selection of bangers hand-picked by Mr. Núñez-Ariza. The DJ does not take requests. Mr. Núñez-Ariza is excited to see you all tomorrow in your Tuesday best.