014: MARTHA [vol21 sceneONE]

Mother knows best ☝🏽

DAVID: ¿Que pensaste del último email?

MOTHER UNIT: I had no idea what was going on…

D: Too much cursing?

M: Fíjate, the cursing wasn't that bad in this one.

D: Did you see the apology I wrote for you in the email subject?

M: Yes, I saw it. But like I said, it didn't feel like there was too much cursing. There are others that I'm reading, and I'm like, WHAT IS GOING ON??? 🥴 The harsh words are just coming at me from everywhere. But this one I just didn't understand, something about a company called fans?

D: Sí, OnlyFans is like a paid Facebook where people can post their own porn and make lots of money from subscriptions and tips and selling individual pieces of content.

M: A lot of money, I heard.

D: Like 5 figures a month for some people. They're quitting their jobs and buying homes at like 21 years old! And they're not even doing porn porn! Of course, people are doing actual porn videos with others. But a lot of people are just posting tasteful nudes and getting tons of money. Pero, the company announced they wouldn't be allowing people to do porn anymore because of investors, and everyone got upset.

M: ¡Eso es! That's what I didn't know. That's why I didn't understand what you were talking about. Ahora me hace sentido.

D: Then people were making fun of the girls whose only income source is OnlyFans subscriptions. So the email was like, "Wtf is wrong with you making fun of someone for losing their job? Why do you hate sex workers?" Pero, it was like a rant...

M: Yes, it was...🙊

D: I want to start doing some different types of writing like short stories and more dialogue. Porque, I feel like the emails are really just rants with no structure

M: Si, cuando escribes en tu email it's like "I'm going to talk about BLAFLALAALALAARHAFAHFALFALALALA"

D: 😧

M: …..

D: Madre, did you just say that reading my emails is like me going "FALALALADALAALLAALALA????"

M:.....

D: I can't believe you just roasted me like that

M: I mean, you know it's true 😬

D: